Introducing our "Tree Tops Glisten, Children Listen to Nothing" design – the ultimate attire for those who've mastered the fine art of selective hearing! Picture this: a forest of festive trees with glistening treetops, and amidst the holiday cheer, children tuned into the magical frequency of absolute silence (NOT). It's the perfect paradoxical scene captured on the coziest pullover hoodie known to mankind!

Our hoodie isn't just a piece of clothing; it's a wearable comedy show. The fabric is so soft and comfortable that even the trees envy it. It's like a hug from your grandma, but without the unsolicited advice. Whether you're attending a family gathering or bravely facing the chaos of holiday shopping, this hoodie screams, "I'm in the festive spirit, but my ears wish they were on vacation!"

Spread the joy and laughter with our "Tree Tops Glisten, Children Listen to Nothing" design. It's the ideal conversation starter for anyone who's been through the festive ruckus and emerged with a sense of humor intact. So, why settle for ordinary when you can wear hilarity? Grab yours now at gearocity.com and let the silent laughter begin! 🎄😂

• 4.3 oz, 100% ring spun combed cotton jersey
• Heather Gray 90% cotton/10% polyester; Fabric laundered
• 32 singles for extreme softness; 1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar
• Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
• Print Method: DIGISOFT®

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• 8 oz; 50% cotton, 50% polyester (Fabric composition may vary by color)
• Two-ply hood with grommets, dyed-to-match drawcord & low-pill fleece
• Double needle stitching; Pouch pocket; Unisex sizing
• Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
• Print Method: DIGISOFT®

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