Introducing our "Tree Tops Glisten, Husbands Listen to Nothing" design – the ultimate fashion statement for those who've mastered the art of selective hearing! Picture this: a serene winter scene where the tree tops are sparkling with snow, and amidst this peaceful panorama, you'll find husbands blissfully tuned into the frequency of absolute nothingness.

This tee and hoodie combo isn't just an outfit; it's a wearable proclamation of marital expertise. Crafted with the softest fabric to keep you cozy, it's perfect for those moments when your significant other is prattling on about the intricacies of the latest reality show, and you've mastered the subtle art of nodding while mentally vacationing on a deserted island.

Snag this hilarious design and let the world know that in the grand symphony of life, your husband has found their perfect note – the sweet sound of nothingness (huh)! After all, why should they listen to words when they can bask in the soothing silence of marital harmony? Grab yours now and redefine the meaning of winter chill! ❄️🤫

• 8 oz; 50% cotton, 50% polyester (Fabric composition may vary by color)
• Two-ply hood with grommets, dyed-to-match drawcord & low-pill fleece
• Double needle stitching; Pouch pocket; Unisex sizing
• Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
• Print Method: DIGISOFT®

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• 4.3 oz, 100% ring spun combed cotton jersey
• Heather Gray 90% cotton/10% polyester; Fabric laundered
• 32 singles for extreme softness; 1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar
• Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
• Print Method: DIGISOFT®

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